[Verse]
Last time we took a look them
Who had taken the Potterverse by storm
They were just rugged three-man band
Tortured by the imbalance of their form

Now we see some years go by
Someone new stepped up into the light
An artist, lover, not a fighter, friend
Now the trio's four and it's real tight

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Melissa's sipping on a cup of coffee,
John's shoving Chipotle up his nose,
Moochka's got into the toffee,
And Sue is kicking back with Jo

But Frak is far behind them,
His pencil dancing back and forth
The comic trio's now a foursome
With the froth of love:
Bohemian Latte

[Verse]
Sometimes we see the newbie siding
With Melissa and Sue, sometimes with John
Depends really on what they're asking:
Is it about canon or a masculine show?

When Wizard Rock is on the table
Melissa reminds the choir loft
That Frak is the infamous designer
Of Jingle Spells - are our memories soft?

[Chorus]